An actual iPhone 7 that works and everything has been leaked and caught on video, with the clearly final version of the handset held up for our analysis and worship. It even gives us a quick look at Apple's debug software that's running on the device. Some poor old Chinese factory worker is about to get their hands cut off for allowing this to happen.
Here's the video. Imagine having such a world exclusive then ballsing it all up by filming it in bloody portrait: