Madame Tussauds is Already Prepared For Whoever Wins the American Election

By James O Malley on at

Today is a big day not just for America - but for the world. Will the United States choose the woman who needs a better tech support guy looking after her emails, or will they choose the destruction of the post-World War II order, the end of American power and the ushering in of a new era of darkness?

The good news is that at least Madame Tussauds is prepared, whatever the outcome, as the waxworks attraction has revealed images of the clay likenesses of both Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. Whoever wins will get the full Tussauds treatment, and will be turned into a full waxwork that visitors to the London attraction will be able to prod and pose with.

Interestingly, this is the first time that both candidates have already had figures made of them. In 2006 the company added Clinton, and in 1997 they added Trump to their collections at attractions in America.

It also means that if Trump wins, as we're huddled in the bunker, at least we'll be able to look the man who ruined everything in his waxy eye and tell him to his waxy face that he is to blame.