Pornhub is Offering Free Premium Subscriptions if You Live Somewhere With a Rude Name

By Tom Pritchard on at

It can be difficult living in a place that has a hilariously rude name, just ask the people of Bell End who've been trying to have their street renamed to avoid to humiliation of it all. Tourists, mockery, and stolen signs are issues these people have to face, so Pornhub is letting them get something back from it. Anyone who lives in an area that has a rude name will get free lifetime access to Pornhub Premium.

Premium Places is the latest in the long line of stunts from the porn site, and it's giving something back to people who are forced to live in areas that cause people to erupt in sniggers everywhere they go. Unfortunately, while there's no shortage of locations that have rude names, Pornhub has a set list of rude-sounding towns and villages tied into the promotion.

The people of Bell End can't sign up to Pornhub Premium for free sadly, and neither can the many people who live in Cockfosters in London. But if you live in Penistone, in Yorkshire, Fingeringhoe in Essex, Cocking, Ball's Cross, or Lower Dicker, you can get free premium porn. The same goes for the residents of Slut in Sweden, Pussy in France, Fucking in Austria, Dildo in Newfoundland, Tit in Algeria, and more.

The good news is that Pornhub is willing to admit there are too many rude places to include them all, so if it missed any you just need to get in touch on Twitter or Instagram (both NSFW) with the #PremiumPlaces hashtag.

Pornhub VP Corey Price said:

“With the proliferation of online adult entertainment, many people have become very well-versed in its vernacular and sexual sayings. Unfortunately, this has made towns with sexually suggestive names the butt of many more jokes. Here at Pornhub, we think a name is worth celebrating, rather than subjecting to incessant ridicule."

So what are you waiting for? Put that rural broadband connection to good use!

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