It's Blue Monday, which means the press releases from companies trying to "cheer you up" with things that remind you to purchase their products are pouring in.
Pouring like gravy, in fact, because KFC's offer is a competition to win a free candle infused with the smell of chicken-y gravy.
We've heard of scenting your house with coffee to make it more appealing, but gravy? Hmmmm.
If you must, you can enter the competition to win one here.
And now, of course, we must listen to this classic Romeo and Christina Milian tune from 2002, because it's stuck in our heads. Cheers, Colonel.
"Remember this?" Yes, Romeo, yes we do.