McDonald's has split the nation this week, after it announced the impending removal of the Dairy Milk and Crunchie McFlurries from its dessert menu. But we all know Smarties is the best and it's making a comeback, so who cares?
Yes, the true classic Mcflurry flavour is coming back, after it was callously axes from the menu in 2015. It had a limited resurgence for a couple of months at the end of last year, but finally, McDonald's is rolling out the red carpet and welcoming the Smarties McFlurry back into its big, yellow bosom.
Smarties is being joined by Malteasers and Oreo flavours which I don't care enough about to have an opinion on, but our editor Tom has thoughts on Oreos, which he has classified as "just shit bourbons". Right you are, Tom. Biscuits with cream in the middle are for grannies.
The new - and some might say improved - dessert lineup is launching on June 26, so you've got less than a week to get out there and gobble up as many Crunchie and Dairy Milk McFlurries as you can handle.
Meanwhile, I and others like me will prepare for the new regime. Smarties forever. [Mirror]