Not our words but the words of Microsoft and industrial behemoth Unilever, who have come together to launch an Xbox-branded variety of popular teen shower masturbation lubricant Lynx. Lynx Green. Lynx Tracksuit Trousers. Lynx Oddly Crispy Socks. Lynx Open A Window For God's Sake. Lynx Spray Some Stuff On It And It Can Be Worn For Another Week.
Only due to launch in Australia and New Zealand at the moment, the scent of Lynx Xbox is described as being "...kaffir lime and winter lemon, aromatic herbal middle notes of mint and sage, and woody bottom notes of patchouli and clearwood," so it's not just some boring old soap smell, it's more like the posh types with bits in that women get for birthdays and Christmas.
The creators approached the creation of an Xbox scent with the ambition of trying to "...transform the feeling of 'levelling up' into a fragrance," a tough challenge alongside that of creating hedgehog flavour crisps or underpants that remind you of falling over. [Techradar]