The pumpkin spice craze has just gotten a little too real with the announcement of a limited edition (thank god) pumpkin spice spam.
What started off as a joke back in 2017 has now taken on a horrible life of its own, and will be a real thing that you can actually buy and really shouldn't eat, and happily you won't be able to.
The nightmare tins will be launching in the US on September 23 in two-packs, because apparently one tin of pure heresy isn't enough, at Walmart and the official Spam website.
It’s real, it’s delicious and it’s for your enjoyment. Look for limited edition SPAM® Pumpkin Spice 2-packs coming Sept. 23rd to https://t.co/cdPAAqrwms and https://t.co/EEa1WIc63I. Eat one, save one! #SPAMBrand #pumpkin #pumpkinspice #PSL #fall pic.twitter.com/T9XwqwfPw8
— The SPAM® Brand (@SPAMbrand) August 15, 2019
"It’s real, it’s delicious and it’s for your enjoyment," reads the site, telling you to "Eat one, save one!" presumably so that after you throw up the first, you can look at the second and think about your terrible life decisions.