Pumpkin Spice Spam Is Real Proving We're in the Darkest Timeline

By Shabana Arif on at

The pumpkin spice craze has just gotten a little too real with the announcement of a limited edition (thank god) pumpkin spice spam.

What started off as a joke back in 2017 has now taken on a horrible life of its own, and will be a real thing that you can actually buy and really shouldn't eat, and happily you won't be able to.

The nightmare tins will be launching in the US on September 23 in two-packs, because apparently one tin of pure heresy isn't enough, at Walmart and the official Spam website.

"It’s real, it’s delicious and it’s for your enjoyment," reads the site, telling you to "Eat one, save one!" presumably so that after you throw up the first, you can look at the second and think about your terrible life decisions.