According to Welsh Alexa, Boris Johnson is a moron cunt - a sentiment you may or may not wholeheartedly agree with, but the virtual assistant's contribution to the conversation is sheer fluke.
TIL that "100 carrots" in Welsh is "cant moron" and so did the rest of the internet, with a clip of Alexa translating the phrase "Boris Johnson carrots 100" ending in a rather delightful result, because computers saying silly things is always hilarious, regardless of political affiliations. Observe:
Another highlight this week, finding out what happens when you ask Alexa to translate “Boris Johnson carrots 100” into Welsh. pic.twitter.com/4z3uCy9J6i
— Rachael Swindon #ReachOverTheNoise (@Rachael_Swindon) August 16, 2019
No, it doesn't make a lick of sense, but if you can get Alexa to start calling people moron cunts, then I'm moving to Wales and making carrots 100 a thing. Like Andre 3000.
It even works with FireTV, as demonstrated by another Twitter user:
That Alexa Welsh translation of Boris Johnson carrots 100 thingie does work brilliantly on my firetv.
Thanks Amazon! pic.twitter.com/0ciG2RnDYX
— ⑨ⓔ③ⓚ ❁ (@9e3k) August 10, 2019
Those lilting tones unknowingly firing off expletives will make your morning, so go and spread your carrots far and wide to the hundreds of cants you know.