Apple Bingo is Back to Make the iPhone 11 Launch Event More Interesting for Everyone

By Tom Pritchard on at

Tonight is another Apple event, which is bound to take all bloody night because Apple has made it clear it doesn't understand that there are people who have better things to do with their time than watch Tim Cook blabber on about how great the new phones are. For Apple fans tonight is a big night, but for everyone else it's a necessary evil, so we're here to make it more interesting.

That's right, after a successful WWDC revival Apple Bingo is back once again. If you're going to tune into the event you should definitely play along, because phone launches are generally pretty dull and we all need something to look forward to. I'm a bit bitter about having to run into an iPhone launch right after IFA, as you may be able to tell.

Here's this board, updated slightly for this particular event:

Will the iPod truly make an appearance? Will Tim Cook's long-lost tic of calling everything "really cool" raise its head again? We shall have to see. Maybe Bono will be back too, assuming he's not off in some remote part of the world complaining about how nobody likes him.

We can definitely be sure that there will be undeserved whooping, because there always is at these things.

The board will be updating over on our Twitter page throughout he event, which kicks off at 6pm, and we'll post the final results here after the event is over. We'll also be live-tweeting the event, and will have the biggest and best news up on site.

Featured image: ChiniGaray/Pixabay (modified)