I’ve been nauseous all afternoon. It started when I was scrolling through Twitter and saw the first glimpses of the iPhone 11 Pro and Pro Max and their triple-camera horror show.
[Editors Note: Trypophobia is a phobia for a reason, it freaks people out. If you’re afraid of clusters of small holes, read our blog about a big art hole that someone fell into instead.]
Do you see it?
– Gizmodo (@Gizmodo) September 10, 2019
Those three black circles. What monsters thought this was okay? I get that Apple wanted three lenses, but placed so close together they create a deeply unsettling image of trypophobic terror.
You know what trypophobia is. You feel it when you see a lot of holes clustered together, like in certain types of barnacles and coral.
Oh, and lotus seeds.
Photo: Jason Wasley (Flickr)
Yeah, now you’re feeling it. Not much different than this, is it?
When I see those three circles together, my brain registers something like this:
Is this bad pic.twitter.com/Q7deYZyxPM
– Rob Beschizza (@Beschizza) September 10, 2019
– Amy (@starboots_) September 10, 2019
I’m far from the only one who has noticed this design flaw.
the 3 lens iPhone is giving me trypophobia pic.twitter.com/pgv0HvSPV9
– Tanya Chen (@Tanya_Chen) September 10, 2019
– Ivy Marie (@ivysaysrawr) September 10, 2019
– C (@Seokjiminah) September 10, 2019
A cluster of lenses should not be put on a £1,000 phone. They belong in my nightmares and with click-bait scare links that try to sell boomers nootropics.
I’m glad that Apple is preventing me from wasting money on a new iPhone, but now I’m afraid that a glimpse of one of these on the street could make me feel lightheaded. The first time I walk into a bar and see a row of people holding up multiple iPhone 11 Maxes – each with an array of beady holes staring into my soul – I know I’m going to faint.
I need to go lie down now.