Attention Sex Pests: No Trousers Tube Ride Returns for 2020

By Gary Cutlack on at

People who identify as A Bit Bonkers will be heading to London to demonstrate their wacky ways to the public next weekend, as the 11th annual No Trousers Tube Ride returns on January 12.

We've read the announcement and it's not for charity or to illustrate global warming or anything useful, it's happening because it was a thing in the US and some irritating show-off men and maybe one brave woman in London decided to copy it. Last year's event apparently saw just 200 people take part. That's barely a carriage full. It's too wacky for its own good.

And they're already being underwear Nazis about it, telling people: "You can wear fun underwear if you like, but nothing that screams out, 'I wore this because I'm doing a silly stunt.' Wear two pairs of underwear if it makes you feel more comfortable. Don't wear a thong or anything else that might offend people. Our aim is to make people laugh, not piss them off." [Facebook]