While it might sound like a niche fetish you'd find in the darkest corners of an adult interests website, Percy Pig sauce is in fact Marks & Spencer's latest attempt to capitalise on the popularity of their best-selling pig-shaped gummy sweets.
On sale from this week, M&S Percy Pig Dessert Sauce is for those who want to add a bit of fruity pink sauce to their afters. There's really no getting away from how obscene it all feels, but if you can stop giggling for long enough you can pour it all over your pancakes, ice creams, cakes or whatever you fancy, including, yes, your lover. M&S claim it tastes just like the sweets, which if you didn't know are flavoured with a mix of raspberry, strawberry, grape and cherry, and it is also suitable for vegetarians.
"The nation's favourite pig just got saucy and this Percy Pig Dessert Sauce is absolutely delicious! Brighten up your January with an extra drop of pink and ‘Percify’ any dessert," M&S's groceries product developer Trudie Van Niekerk said, suggesting Marks & Sparks know what kind of filth they are unleashing upon the people of Great Britain.
Available in stores now, you can find the sauce in your local M&S for £2 for 290g. [Metro]
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