With Our Delightfully Nerdy Valentine's Day Cards, You Can Become a Clan of 2

By Beth Elderkin on at

Love is in the air as Valentine’s Day is just around the corner (and right before a holiday weekend)! To celebrate this most romantic/horniest of days, we present a collection of nerdy Valentines – featuring cameos from the Mandalorian, Jean-Luc Picard, Harley Quinn, and, of course...a Witcher in a tub.

It doesn’t matter whether you’re a sensual sweetheart or a proud member of the anti-Valentine’s Day brigade, we think you’ll still feel the love from illustrator Chelsea Beck’s amazing designs based on our ridiculous art requests. But can you blame us for getting a little un-bear-able? It’s Valentine’s Day!

First up, a special “Galentine’s Day” greeting from Harley and her Birds of Prey.

Text: “Happy Galentine’s Day, or should I say Gal-in-Crimes Day?” (Image: Chelsea Beck/Gizmodo)

Even the most slippery of hearts (and bodysuits) can be caught...

Text: “I won’t let you slip away, Valentine.” (Image: Chelsea Beck/Gizmodo)

Everybody loves a hot dad.

Text: “This is the way to my heart.” (Image: Chelsea Beck/Gizmodo)

Why not take your Valentine on a lovely weekend getaway to a field in the middle of nowhere? I’m sure nothing would go horribly wrong.

Text: “I couldn’t bear to lose you, Valentine.” (Image: Chelsea Beck/Gizmodo)

Not even the decimation and ultimate restoration of half the universe could keep you apart.

Text: “Our love is inevitable.” (Image: Chelsea Beck/Gizmodo)

Best friends come in many forms.

Text: “You’ll always be my Number One.” (Image: Chelsea Beck/Gizmodo)

And finally, the one that you knew, deep down in your heart, we absolutely had to make. Come on, we’re not monsters!

Text: “You’ll be safe from monsters in here Valentine.” (Image: Chelsea Beck/Gizmodo)

Be sure to share your favourite Valentine’s greetings with your friends, your loved ones, and your own witcher in a tub. Happy Valentine’s Day!

Featured image: Chelsea Beck (Gizmodo)