A man has reached new levels of feeling silly this week, after his spot of naked sunbathing led to police being called because observers were concerned they'd discovered a dead body.
He didn't do himself any favours by sunbathing near a railway line, almost as if he wanted essential workers to give his genitals a once over from a safe distance. Transport staff notified the local transport police department, who attended the... scene. The police said: "Railway workers could only see a pair of feet but reported no signs of life. Rushing to the scene officers found a man in his late 30s enjoying some nude sunbathing. Please don't sunbathe nude on the railway!"
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