Visit Blackpool Rebrands as "Do Not Visit Blackpool"
Bit late but 10/10 for creativity.
Bit late but 10/10 for creativity.
Owner must hide in cupboard. No using the toilet. No shaking on deal.
Do not go anywhere near the seaside with anything edible about your person.
Passing notes to each other saying the government sucks.
Around £400m of shares sold.
It's OK, we'll use the new one the Europeans are... oh.
Seeing as we're all hammering the Wi-Fi now.
Retro comeback of the week.
Bizarre reciprocal agreement not to check this way or that.
Still technically trials but open for all local councils to participate.
28 days and counting.
Beats even accidentally chainsawing a limb off.
It does make several enormous assumptions about the future that now seem perilously flaky.
No going out to buy ingredients you don't already have, though. Crumpets are treats.
Exhaust fumes and cold KFC?
Don't analyse them too closely, they didn't have HD in the 1970s.
