BBC Creates Massive Celeb-Backed Homeschooling Lessons Portal
Dump your kids on the iPlayer but now without the guilt.
Dump your kids on the iPlayer but now without the guilt.
We're maybe four days away from a government spokesperson saying "Let them eat cake."
Nothing stronger than Lockets is deemed essential.
Take away their wireless headphones, perhaps.
Will probably still have a cake and some nibbles from Iceland.
Says everyone needs "non-medical face coverings" when out and about.
Coronavirus speeding is now a big thing.
200 face masks though, so they're getting off with a warning and a wink.
Or is it just art etc.?
What about the same air everyone's breathing? Can you open the windows?
Asked to calm down on the use of Do Not Resuscitate agreements.
Only £60 a pop though so not exactly raking it in.
Never mind the crack, how much do you want for that face mask?
Hang on you're not supposed to be going out for fun.
One man had symptoms, the other was drinking on the beach with mates despite being warned.