Android superfan Holly has been writing about tech for a decade, and divides her time between meeting robots at geek conferences and tweeting rubbish jokes about Apple.
At least it's not drones.
On Twitter, obviously.
Filmed in a 1980s Croydon.
Game of Thrones has been dethroned.
Time for your slice of the Android Pie.
Spend slightly less money on your brick addiction.
"Sorry, I can't help with that right now. I've eaten a whole Chocolate Orange and can't move."
A new record, despite all the setbacks.
And a 79p phone.
Spend your Christmas cash on something that can answer back.
Merry Gamesmas to us.
Christmas pudding.
Including the insane applicant-to-job ratio.
Follow the festive fella on his journey across the world.
