South Park added "free-to-play" games to its long, long, long list of targets for merciless ridicule recently with the 'Freemium Isn't Free' episode. And tonight, non-nefarious-streaming Brits at last get to laugh along like loons to the result.
Somehow failed to buy a poppy this year in time for Armistice Day? You can save your soul from eternal patriotic damnation by downloading a digital one for Android or iOS to either share socially or sit stoically silent on your home screen.
Want to take on 'Far Cry 4's impressive AI on Steam? Well, you're out of luck, as Ubisoft has said none of its upcoming big hitters, including 'Assassin's Creed Unity', will be available on Valve's digital store in Blighty. [PCGamesN]