That's it. That's the story.
Seems fairly obvious, but everyone is piling on anyway.
There's even a rather pointless petition about it.
The dodgy site might as well be selling red flags at this point.
UK government says the two-metre guidelines still need to be followed, which may look weird.
Getting your hands on a telescope is going to a bloody nightmare now.
Siegfried and Roy will be the subjects of the new episode.
Plus a "handful" of takeaway-only locations.
Help the NHS while you order food. Doesn't get easier than that - unless someone spoon feeds you.
The Pixel 4a looks like it'll be launching next month at the Android 11 beta show.
They could have been open this whole time he says, overlooking employees completely.
The American one, so why bother?
120Hz display, 3x optical zoom camera, and a big ol' battery are on the cards.
Can we stop pretending to be surprised at this absolute shit show yet?
Unopened letters from the Prime MInister are being flogged on eBay.
You can scrimp with the basics of push the boat out for something a tad more decadent.