How are they going to get out of this one?
Bloody modernisation, ruining everyth- wait, BARCODES?
"There’s a first, second, and third act. It has a big end."
A good time to be in the business of selling Closing Down Sale banners.
“There are a lot of Australians on the right and left who think that Julian Assange is a rat bag, that I am a rat bag, but that he should be brought home.”
Don't feel too happy for the poor caged hens as they'll now be mercilessly slaughtered by Big Poultry.
Governments are scrambling for any potential treatment options.
An Apple a day won't keep coronavirus away.
Oh so that's why the ancients dug these mysterious trenches.
Get your face out of your phone and pick up a damn book!
The official count of infected has now exceeded 75,100.
The saga of the missing speaker continues.
Self-driving so that'll be an improvement.
Because 'Primark Cares,' apparently.
There’s plenty more to this world that would be fascinating to see in the future.