Screw the iPhone 4S. Screw Ice Cream Sandwiches. Screw everything. Would you stop whatever stupid thing you are doing now and buy the bloody Keyboard Cat? Christalive people. GET ON WITH THE PROGRAM.
Amazon and Google generally get all the attention for their data centers and cloud services. But you know who has the fastest servers around? Microsoft. Yep.
Siri will mean a lot of us are talking on our phones, to our phones; a nation of Kirks, barking into communicators. So unless we lay down some ground rules, things are going to get very annoying, very quickly.
You know how sometimes you sign up for what you think is some cool new service, give it access to your Twitter, and then it spams your timeline with a bunch of crap. Yeah -- it even happens to Twitter founders.
You've probably forgotten about iCards. They were the thing Apple announced this week that used something called the Postal Service to send images through something called the "mail." Despite sounding like something for old people, iCards are kind of cool.
Eye bags. No one likes them. And no one gets enough sleep. So everyone has them.
Aluminium is out. According to a rumour, Asus and Acer are planning to switch to fiberglass cases in their 15-inch models to cut production costs. [Digitimes]
Either he's a huge musical theatre fan or just a very disturbed individual. Maybe both. Whatever the reason, murdering someone and baking them in to meat pies isn't original, but it is ghastly. (Annnd, possibly delicious?)
Just a few days after we first saw the new fitness-centric iPod Nano, iFixit has already exposed its guts. Turns out the new Nano didn't just get a UI upgrade — it got some new hardware too.
What does our time look like? Maybe a little like this. A nighttime scene, with ghost images. Lights streaking through the air, and painted across our very own selves. Our time looks like an in-camera photo effect.
There are some amazingly witty commenters lurking around these parts. Show you like their style, by pressing "like" on their comment. Once they hit 20 likes (across all their comments), they're rewarded with a big fat star. But that's when the real fun starts.
The Japan earthquake in March was big. Obviously. But recent satellite analysis by researchers reveal it was so big that it actually affected the gravitational field surrounding Japan.
When Steve Jobs official biography was announced, everyone wondered why the notoriously private Steve Jobs would let Walter Isaacson, the author, interview him over 40 times; let Isaacson talk to family and friends and pretty much have unprecedented access to Jobs' entire life. Turns out Jobs had a very personal reason.
Police in North Beaver Township, Pennsylvania are scratching their heads right now. Why? A 15-metre long, 6-metre wide steel bridge just disappeared. How? Apparently, some very bold criminals just up and stole it.
Jamie Lidell is a seriously talented and internationally known musician and producer, but the music he's able make using only this iPhone app is crazy. This cannot possibly be for real. The subway just got way more fun.
In the US, there's a persistent urban legend about pet lizards being flushed down the toilet, which then grow up to become angry, vengeful, sewer-dwelling alligators. This same legend was the inspiration for Eastman and Laird's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The lesson here is that cruelty to lizards is both detrimental to your health, and also incredibly lucrative.
