Make mine a double.
"And I'll need to check your BMI to see if you can have those Pringles."
Was more likely a 1970s supermarket blend.
When you're gagging for a Big Mac, needs must.
Alcohol-free beer in danger of becoming trendy.
And no, you can't cheat it by stuffing animal meat down your ankle.
A team of scientists has invented a clever way to determine the various qualities of whiskey.
More women than men indulge in the odd bit of binge drinking.
The shocking fact you won't believe is that it's drinking BEER.
Troublingly, many of these kids are drinking sanitisers to get a quick buzz from the alcohol.
Some days, humans just generally suck. And then there are days when you realise why this planet is trying so hard to just wipe us out.
Get you being all healthy now.
The future is a sad man drinking a pint of orange juice or Diet Coke for ever.
While alcohol poisoning from substitute alcohol products can be common, the Irkutsk case was unprecedented in its scale.
Charitable trust raking it in from its supercharged wine.