Please say it's fizzy.
It's always worth remembering that it's impossible to please everyone.
No more silently tapping your pretend watch while the person in front asks inane questions about cup size.
Burst in your mouth like a rancid blister.
Only fools put it in first.
Is Irn-Bru's staining ability so bad it deserves to be banned at Trump Turnberry? We decided to find out.
And Pepsi fans, but they're not as loud as their Coke-loving cousins.
Here I am to tell you a bit of difficult news. You don't need to have sugar in your Coke at all, so you can easily get past the whole problem.
No dunking for the flavour, and no risk of disintegrated biscuit.
And even then, they won't be handing them out to everyone.
People don't like it when it looks like you're alluding to rude words.
Secret shame of plastic substructure to go.
Damn you, sugar tax!
The sugar content is being cut in half, and people are not happy.
Art degrees have to be put to use somehow.
Dread sugar/caffeine combo is breaking their little minds and waistlines.