KFC Ad Admits it FCK-ed Up
Attempting to turn a nationwide disaster into a handful of social media LOLs.
Attempting to turn a nationwide disaster into a handful of social media LOLs.
Hundreds of branches are still closed - find your nearest open one here.
People in St Austell, Cornwall are worst off in the country - 120 miles from their nearest open store!
Wubba lubba dub dub!
With your local KFC out of action, how confident can you be that your replacement fast food meal was prepared hygienically? We did the maths, and made ourselves a little paranoid in the process.
You don't need to slaughter animals to have a good meal, even if it does help.
But Cadbury insists it was a typo.
"Why did the chicken cross the road?" jokes are offensive and inappropriate at this difficult time.
Assuming you don't just eat them immediately like we do, of course.
We've calculated your nearest alternative open KFC - just in case you're dying for a Double Down.
Oh so that's what it's been doing with all the missing chunks.
Q: Why did the chicken shop temporarily suspend operations in some areas leading to branch closures? A: Problems caused by distribution changes!
You can cook food worthy of five-star restaurants, even if you’re the most inexperienced cook. You just need to throw a bit of money at your kitchen.
Well what else is mysteriously making all the people fat? *thinking emoji*
Finally a politician who understands the plight of the common people.
Here are some of our favourite pancake batter recreations of the natural world.
