The Walnut-less Walnut Whip is 2017's Latest Food Catastrophe
If they stop making chocolate Brazil nuts I'm moving to France.
If they stop making chocolate Brazil nuts I'm moving to France.
Probably because of a song.
But we all know that the classics won't stay gone forever.
With an ironic serving of cereal at the interval.
It's the largest sausage roll available in a major supermarket, or at least that's what it told the Mrs.
Soon you'll be able to grab yourself a baked treat without having to park up and stand in a queue.
People try to take it abroad as they're worried about having to eat foreign food.
Enough with the stupid tray inserts and scrunchy ever-expanding wrapping.
Pizza is the food of gods, and now Amazon's Echo can help you obtain it with the power of your mouth.
Shrinkflation hitting the bathroom as well as the biscuit tin.
“This could potentially help people figure out what’s in their food when they don’t have explicit nutritional information.”
It's called Twin Peaks, which is surely going to be another problem.
It's still OK to get sick from pints of vodka, just stop pretending it was the food.
Celebs not allowed to advertise stuff to the under-12s either.
It's not the way round you might think.
Not on purpose as a new trend in London.
