Wetherspoons Cancels Steak Across the Nation
A rapid police response unit has been dispatched to a Mr Clarkson's house, with special guns that shoot sausages and ham restraint blankets.
A rapid police response unit has been dispatched to a Mr Clarkson's house, with special guns that shoot sausages and ham restraint blankets.
God bless our waistbands.
Have a break. Have a.... mug?
What will Nigel Farage dunk in his imported tea now?
No vegan sausage rolls, though.
They say it's a new type of crisp but it looks like Walkers is having another pop at McCoy's.
Eat food. Get paid. Dream scenario.
No more chucking the things straight into boiling water while still alive.
Expats are so sick of rubbish Indian food in France that they're having some flown out specially.
Now everyone will have to pay 50p, even the people paying cash.
You're not in a hospital for the variety of tasty sauces.
Trehalose is a sugar that has been considered useful by the food industry thanks to its ability to withstand acids and high heat - and it could be increasing the severity of C. diff.
Everyone's peeling back the foil then walking out without paying.
The sugar content is being cut in half, and people are not happy.
The thrill of being asked for ID to come to those buying Red Bull.
Don't try this at home. Please.
