Condom Cookbook Suggests Boiling Rice in a Jizz Bag
Then emptying it out all over your face.
Then emptying it out all over your face.
More bad news for fans of non-austere cooked/salty things.
Don't have the cheese.
Ideal hair-of-the-dog blend, or liquid pre-vomit?
A little while ago Pizza Hut introduced their strangely desirable-looking 'cheeseburger pizza', and now the opposite has happened: a burger made of pizza made in celebration of the NFL International Series coming to London.
I doubt you've ever really considered the specs of your cutlery have you? It's remarkable that it can make a big difference.
Lumpy label = mouldy food.
The stainless steel grater will turn blocks of cheese into fine or coarsely shredded deliciousness.
Robbing a petrol station with a concealed sausage?
Meat is murder.
This is the kind of scientific research everyone can get behind, especially if it develops better pizza.
Parts of Europe are really proud of their cheeses, and they don't want cheap imitators ring their good names.
E-number rush a bit harder than usual?
The research is still in its early stages so, for now, ketchup still needs its beauty sleep.
Do you keep your butter in the fridge? You do? You're ruining your butter experience and making your toast taste like failure. Let me tell you why.
Tony Fresko Vans in Surrey have become the most high-tech ice cream vans in the country thanks to mobile tech.
