He is your father.
'Giz's Gift Guide for Geeky Grandmas' would have had better alliteration, but Grandparents' Day isn't til October.
Here are a few things we would like, but can't really justify buying right now.
We went method and wrote this 10 minutes before the deadline.
You know, people that wear fleeces and base layers and always have the right shoes.
Yes we have included a smart thermostat, but only as a joke.
Sent straight to you from the time vortex. Also known as the internet.
The Starks are always right in the end.
Unless she's dirtier than you, in which case we'll be round yours for Boxing Day.
Excellent presents from a galaxy far, far away.
Just because you're obligated, doesn't mean you have to buy something they'll like.
The dos and don'ts for pleasing your Lego-inclined friends this Christmas.
And it's not all just for cats and dogs.
You're never too old for a lumpy sock of treats.
From the Star Wars couple set to the official Fortnite design.
Accio Christmas. Expelliarmus money!