2020 London Marathon Closed to Casuals Who May Only Compete Virtually
Only elite athletes will compete, and even then it's a rubbish loop.
Only elite athletes will compete, and even then it's a rubbish loop.
"It never was," say northerners
Ever been to Skin Farm Corner?
Unused tube fabric, we might add.
Everyone's off the hook in 2020.
Breathe in the air while it's still relatively fresh.
Cook dinner while you shower!
And electrostatic plane spraying.
A 20-minute daily cycle will cost you precisely nothing.
Just 20 per cent of the usual in the Natural History Museum, which may make it... nice?
Not got time for his shit.
Yes, they've called it Uber Boat.
Doesn't know that a lot of them sort of are already.
For people who can't wear one for whatever reason.
They're not already exempt?
Says everyone needs "non-medical face coverings" when out and about.
