Cows and pigs beware.
You can scrimp with the basics of push the boat out for something a tad more decadent.
Your M&S favourites can now be delivered straight to your door with the more boring groceries.
Percy Pig gets embroiled in yet more controversy.
No need to queue outside Tesco, or fight over loo roll in the aisles.
Not content with peanut butter, Marmite is coming for all of your staple spreads.
Keep bringing your own containers to fill when you go shopping.
But honestly the gin and tonic ones were worse.
Vegans rejoice! Heart-shaped veggies are a thing now.
And it's every bit as filthy as it sounds.
A new line of baked treats hits the shelves in the run up to Christmas.
The store already gives you a discount for bringing your own cup, and now you can bring your own box for 25p off food.
Get ready for the innuendos.
This isn't just any old data breach etc etc.
That image up there is the aspirational lifestyle of the average Marks & Spencer shopper, as presented through the shopping chain's new app for Samsung Smart TVs.