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Notes From the Frontline: From Insult to Injury

"Wait, so this lad thought he could run away from your lads," I laughed, calculating, "with over 3 stone worth of dead weight?" "Yeah!" Simon roared. "In his defence, he also stole a set of really nice running shoes by wearing them, so at least he had a fighting chance!"

Notes From the Frontline: The Red Menace

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It's coming up towards the end of a gruelling night shift. So far today, the crazyness included helping drag a drunk, near-drowned teenager out of a park lake, which meant I had to head back home to get a dry shift of clothes.