Good news! The ROSAT satellite didn't destroy all humans. Most of it just burned up in the atmosphere, as expected — but not all of it! Nearly two tons of German space junk hit the ocean—and almost China.
ROSAT, the latest man-made object to fall from the heavens and threaten humanity's safety, has apparently burned up in Earth's atmosphere. The 1 in 2,000 chance of death from above we had all feared never materialised.