Steady on, old chaps. We're all in this together, like a bad marriage.
Would love to see him try to draw it on a map.
This will go down well on politics social media.
The bad news is some things might not be old-normal until next year or perhaps longer.
There are suspicions of international money laundering.
The aim is to "minimise intrusion" when your phone is in police hands.
Bloody health and safety, protecting future generations from possibly higher risk of dementia.
This isn't any old faux manufactured outrage.
They say it's over subsidy issues, but you know.
Welcome, Brexitland refugees. Bring a coat and learn how to pronounce Aoife.
"Manager to the tills, please. Manager to the tills."
Well there is that cone on top of the statue outside the art gallery.
"Pack your things, we're moving to Wales."
Half a pint a week down across the board.