Mike Ashley furious.
Axing 1,000 outlets across Europe.
Cannot exit or enter through gift shop.
Fashion retailers the hardest in H1 of 2019.
Ahh, remember flash mobs?
A man walks into a shop.
37 bankrupt Spudulikes are up for grabs, if you're reading this Mr Ashley.
Open-fronted chillers are a massive energy drain.
Forgot to save some of the money to use for itself.
Seeing as there are empty units all over the place now, why not launch some "shops."
Nailing the messy/expensive Venn diagram.
This must be good news for shops, jobs, cheap jumpers, Birmingham etc.
3,372 opened so we're down.
All the clubs have been closed down.
The only slice of Patisserie Valerie he's getting is when he sends the intern out to buy his breakfast.
Should change all the labels too, so they say carrot's and potatoe's and bean's.