Actually, it sorta can. Sweet dreams.
People in Melbourne get the most, those in Tokyo the least. No, get your mind out of the gutter: we're talking about sleep here/
Turns out undersleeping is even worse. We just can't win can we?
"Alert! Open the windows and turn off that whimsical acoustic TV advert soundtrack compilation."
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I try to move, but nothing is working – arms, legs, my body is leaden. I open my mouth to call for help but nothing comes out. I scream and scream, in silence. Am I dead?